A little boy wanted a $100.00 badly. He prayed several times but, did not get it. He decided to write God and request the money. When the postal worker received the letter to God U.S.A., they decided to send it to the president. The President was so impressed, and amused that he ask his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be enough money for a little boy. The little boy was delighted to receive the $5.00 bill. He decided he would send a Thank you note. Dear God, Thank you very much for the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington and, as usual, those rascals deducted $95.00.